“Gods of Egypt” by Marco Beltrami

Writing in superlatives week after week does detract from credibility. When every other design or album art is amazing, brilliant and what not, it can become tiresome after a while. So maybe that’s the most positive thing about todays entry. That it allows me to balance things out a bit. A wise man once said, the sweet is never as sweet without the sour, and boy is this entry anchored on the sour end of the scale. And I’m not talking about the music here, mind you. After all this is still a blog dedicated to design and the work of visual art. But Varèse Sarabande’s recently announced Gods of Egypt is causing all alarm bells to ring. How in the goddamn name of Ptah is it possible to put out a release like this!?

This cover is wrong in so many ways. First, the image in its all-golden flamboyance is creating eyesore galore. This is butt ugly Photoshop porn. But the cheap one, not the premium shit. Seriously, do they want to sell jewellery at Dolce and Gabbana, or an epic action adventure flick? Not that the rest of the promotion material would be a major improvement, but this looks like a Christmas leaflet from your local discounter.

Or what about that horrendous font choice? I guess nothing screams ancient Egypt like the old trout “Bank Gothic”, right? Especially after using the exact same font on every other Alex Proyas movie so far. Just slap on your average Photoshop text style and bang, you’re set.

And what business suits came up with the idea of tilting and cropping the source image to death? They zoom in so much, that their only solution for the composer’s credits is to tilt the text even more!? Are you fucking kidding me? Why would you force yourself into that corner in the first place?

I can only imagine how painfully frustrating this all must be for a composer like Marco Beltrami. Someone who put his heart and soul into his music, only to see it being thrown into the rummage bin in such a cheap way. No wonder people like Jeremy Soule prefer to put out their own stuff, rather than work in this Hollywood hell.

Screw this shit, I’ve had it. I’ll just dump my attempt to save what is left of this mess and draw a veil of silence over the rest. The remainders of this blog post will receive the same amount of effort as Varèse is spending on their artworks: None at all.


The new blog design I have applied in November 2016 brought a new format for featured blog images. Unfortunately some blog posts just didn’t look good with the available images. So I sat down and created new ones that would work both as a custom cover and a featured blog image as well. Gods of Egypt was one of those cases. Even though I would like to scrap this post as a whole, Marco Beltrami’s adventurous score made me ignore the design monstrosities above and create something hopefully better instead.

The first one (#4) is based on an official character poster and was the sole reason for this update. The second one (#5) was a fun idea I originally had for God of Egypt, but scrapped due to my frustrations with the official artwork. Now, a few months later – and a little bit of distance – I was finally able to make it a reality. A happy end after all.


  1. A good rant is a good rant. And probably feels good too, right?

    Anyway. You forgot to mention the OTHER over-used font on this travesty: Gotham. Because, “sure, why not!? Everyone else is using it. Let’s use it too!” But you know what actually surprised me? That they didn’t use the OTHER OTHER over-used font: Trajan. The rationale would’ve been be so simple: sans-serif (Gotham) for anything sci-fi and serif (Trajan) for anything fantasy/historic. (Of course, Trajan comes from Roman architecture, and this is Egypt, but who cares about such details.) Hey! They could’ve taken an Egyptienne typeface. Now THAT would’ve been clever! …


    1. They could have used… Papyrus! haha ;) but I guess it wouldn’t go well with that in-your-face gold bevel they’re striving for.
      Anyhow… there’s a very special level of hell for folks overusing the usual font suspects.
      Right below the level for Photoshop porn designers.


      1. That’s exactly it! Same reason why they didn’t go for Trajan.
        … yeah, and don’t forget about word-art users!


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